ok, lets put some artsy prowess together and knit a tank. i mean come on no one cant appreciate a hand knit sweater, so who could destroy a hand-knit, battle ready tank??? its got love in every stitch!!! first, we're gonna need a lot of yarn..maybe we could harvest local children for yarn hmmm.....someone get on that. my preferences personally are hot pink and fuschia but ill settle for aquamarine or goldenrod. next we need those big poky things no one trusts me with...they do......something important. and then, oh then we wage holy war on COSTCO and their fascist regime of bulk savings and delicious churros. actually i like churros, so lets just plunder those. anyway, they've been buying whole sale for far to long now. those cost efficient bastards need to be stopped, for the sake of soccer moms everywhere crafters UNITE!!!